Heading To the Western Fartlands.
0March 29, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Where everything comes out the opposite end. Today is… sigh… My birthday. That’s the holiday for today. I live in …
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Wearing a Tube Top.
2March 28, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Under your Hustler mesh half shirt. Happy Something On a Stick Day! Enjoy something on a stick today. May I …
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Getting Tickled.
0March 27, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
At the thought of inappropriately using disappointed dad voice to scold people who are just trying to be nice to …
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I Picked Them.
0March 26, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Because I don’t know them. They are also unicorns. Happy Spinach Day! Eat your veggies today, bitch. Yesterday was batshit …
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Keeping All of the Cats Outta Your Handbasket.
0March 25, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
And counting your eggs before they’re scrambled. Happy Read Tolkien Day! Yes. That’s my copy of the Lord of the …
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