Flipping Off a Baby.
0March 9, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Is almost as satisfying as flipping off a dog. Babies just don’t look nearly as confused and upset by it. …
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Things I Can’t Imagine.
0March 8, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Like my life without Harry Potter. Or my life without all the amazing women in it. Happy International Women’s Day! …
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It’s Kinda Like a Game of Tag.
0March 7, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Except it’s tag you’re dead. Happy Cereal Day! Have a great time shredding the fuck out of the inside of …
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Mooks.
0March 6, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
A billion. Happy Dress Day! I’ll be wearing my most comfortable dress to Ash Wednesday mass… I’m just kidding. I …
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Getting the Sleepy Time Itches.
0March 5, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
At 7am. That means it’s bedtime, right? Happy Mardi Gras!!! Only Jitterbug is gonna find where I hid that little …
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