Comatoast.
0February 22, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
When you eat bread until to pass out. Happy Skip the Straw Day! I know the idea of today is …
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Alyssa the Scissor Sister.
0February 21, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
And other kinky alliterations. Happy Chili Day! I can promise you this: you definitely don’t want to be anywhere near …
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Big B.
0February 20, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Little ran(d)t. Happy Love Your Pets Day! Even when they pretend not to love you back. Yesterday was a day …
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I Think I May Have Found…
0February 19, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
My new favorite adjective. It’s “cunty”. As in “Charlie had been acting a little more cunty than usual.” Happy Mint …
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Slowly Moving Your Mastication.
0February 18, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Closer to my ear. Until I very quickly and precisely stick a mechanical pencil into your neck. Happy Drink Wine …
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