Too Busy Kicking Ass.
0January 18, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
To remember to take names. Happy Winnie the Pooh Day! Today you should start your day out the way I …
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Putting My Sac.
0January 17, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
In sacrilegious. Happy Bootleggers Day! Be sure to imbibe some contraband today. Today is gonna be a good day. First …
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I Can Get You a Toe, Dude.
1January 16, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
With polish. Happy Nothing Day. Don’t celebrate anything today. Celebrate nothing. Believe in nothing. Nothing is all you have and …
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Naming Your Sword “French Fry”.
0January 15, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
It’s the oldest trick in the book for disarming your opponent. Happy Hat Day! You should wear a hat today …
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Elvis Costello.
0January 14, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
And his Happy Horn. Happy Dress Up Your Pet Day! I put Rudie in a bunny costume and she just …
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