You Think You’re a Vulcan? (Lifts Hair To Inspect Ear.)

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January 13, 2018 by sandwichcontrol

Well you’re not. Take a look in the mirror, buddy.


Pressure Drop.

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January 12, 2018 by sandwichcontrol

Therefore temperature drop.


Tired On Tired.

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January 11, 2018 by sandwichcontrol

My new Dylan-esque collection of folk songs/slam poetry about naps, nachos, and being in love with Rogue from the X-Men.


You Can Never Have Enough Gravy.

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January 10, 2018 by sandwichcontrol

It would be raw bacon. I’m a fucking raptor.


I Hurt Myself Today.

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January 9, 2018 by sandwichcontrol

Not so much to see if I could still feel, but more because I’m a klutz.


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