Why Are the Dinosaurs All Smiling?
0August 23, 2021 by sandwichcontrol
They’re probably happy they didn’t have to live here with us. The word of the day is: Pusillanimous. [ pyoo-suh-lan-uh-muhs …
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The Jeezus Christ Snak Pak™.
0August 22, 2021 by sandwichcontrol
Contents of package include: 1 hermetically sealed cracker and 1 packet of really bad grape juice. Maybe include a miracle.* …
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Spending a Night All Alone.
0August 21, 2021 by sandwichcontrol
With some people and a lost dog. The word of the day is: Protection. [ pruh-tek-shuhn ]nounthe act of protecting …
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Ordering Pepperoni Pizza.
0August 20, 2021 by sandwichcontrol
At the Chinese restaurant. The word of the day is: Pornocracy. (p???n?kr?s?)n(Government, Politics & Diplomacy) government or domination of government …
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I Need You To Stop YouTubing Right Now…
0August 19, 2021 by sandwichcontrol
And make your coddamn dinner. So. Yeah. My computer died. Well I guess to be exact, the motherboard on my …
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