Someone Please Teach Him To Play Chopsticks.
0May 5, 2021 by sandwichcontrol
But quietly and in his room. The word of the day is: Frisbee. [ friz-bee ]Trademark.a brand of plastic concave …
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Yes. It’s Just Like That.
0May 4, 2021 by sandwichcontrol
Just like Jasmine and Aladdin. Only it’s a cold shower. The word of the day is: Frondescence. [ fron-des-uhns ]nounthe …
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The Lean, Liverless Barbies of Yore.
0May 2, 2021 by sandwichcontrol
Somebody get this man a Lexapro. So here’s what had happened. I woke up Saturday morning in a shit mood. …
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(mimes typing) “Do Caterpillars Have Tails?”
0April 30, 2021 by sandwichcontrol
Yeah. That’s what I searched for. The word of the day is: Floor. [ flawr, flohr ]nounthat part of a …
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Little Baby Boys.
0April 29, 2021 by sandwichcontrol
Don’t have them Google permissions. The word of the day is: Flamboyant. [ flam-boi-uhnt ]adjectivestrikingly bold or brilliant; showy:flamboyant colors.conspicuously …
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