Betti Spaghetti In a Teddy.
0July 19, 2022 by sandwichcontrol
She’s ready, Freddy. Today’s theme is: shoulder. Place your tears here. It’s not sympathy. It’s just that I love to …
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Honing the Bone Throne.
0July 18, 2022 by sandwichcontrol
While Capone sips Patron. Getting old ain’t for sissies. Bette Davis said that. Or at least she’s credited with saying …
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When I Asked For a Break.
0July 15, 2022 by sandwichcontrol
I didn’t mean back-BREAKing work. Today’s theme is: road. That’s me standing in the road. Yesterday was fucking brutal. Particularly …
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The Best of the Week.
0July 14, 2022 by sandwichcontrol
Baduesday. Today’s theme is: vein. Phlebotomists fucking love me. Yesterday was bonkers. As I expected it to be. Today is …
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Jeepers Creepers.
0July 13, 2022 by sandwichcontrol
Get your hands off my jerky, motherfucker. Today’s theme is: overwhelm. That’s me tuning everything the fuck out. Yesterday I …
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