I Thought You'd Be Bigger.

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September 15, 2009 by sandwichcontrol

WARNING! THIS POST CONTAINS SCENES OF GRATUITOUS GORE AND RODENT DISMEMBERMENT. THIS MAY BE UNSETTLING FOR CHILDREN AND THE WEAK. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

Yesterday was a dark day. But, when sadness comes, rejoicing follows after. Congrats everyone, we reached the 4,000 views mark!

So, much to talk about. Where to begin?

Last night, I did not even unpack my lappy when I got home. I went to straight to helping Pancake Land get this big wholesale order out. I did not put up yesterday’s Daily Photograph and for that I apologize. It should be up in a few minutes, so be sure to check it out.

I managed to drop Chemistry II yesterday, much to the disappointment of my instructor. The lack of this class will free up a lot of my time and mental resources so that I may work on any of the other million things I have got going on. Such as my war on mice.

From time to time, here in Lippincottonia, we have mice problems. A few years back, I killed 16 mice in two days. Since then the mouse population has been relatively slim, until recently. So, yesterday I decided to start winning this war again. When I left yesterday I had killed 3, but my traps were set. When I came in this morning I noticed that one of my traps had been set off. I asked Le Duke if I had got one and he showed me this:

Sandwich Control:5 Mice:0

Sandwich Control:5 Mice:0

Damn. Two in one trap.

Anyway, it is raining and my car has been dropped off with the Fitch. He will hopefully fix the oil leak when he changes the oil.

Other than that, I have somehow managed to sign up to do an art/music show at the Mother Earth Community Garden here in town on the 26th, I think. Plus, this secret book project for a doctor. Plus, my cookbook/notebook. Not to mention Pancake Land’s orders. Good thing I dropped Chemistry.

Well, I need to go get things rolling. Post yesterday’s Daily Photograph, reset my traps, finish this cup of coffee, make a poop. So much time, so little to do. Wait. Stop. Reverse that. More soon. ~SC


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