If Stupidity Came In a Squeeze Bottle.


April 7, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

Walmart would be sold out of it right now.

And that’s with the “limit one per customer” signs on everything.

Yesterday we found out that the school campuses will remain closed for the remainder of the school year.


Don’t get me wrong, I’m all about public safety and preventing the spread of this virus.

But when HayHay was filling out her “COVID-19 Time Capsule” packet, and she asked me what my newest quarantine hobby was, I had no choice but to say “hiding from the people in my house.”

It’s funny because it’s true.

This whole not having any alone time to recharge the ol’ peopling batteries is tough on us introverts.

I get that you extroverts out there are suffering from not seeing people.

But what about me?

I don’t like people on a good day.

At this rate, I’ll have all the yard work done and the building all remodeled by the time summer gets here.

That’s how much I’m having to find “things to do” to avoid people talking at me constantly.

And I love and care for these people.

But I’m about to have to switch these motherfuckers to decaf.

They are wearing me out…

April 07, 2020

Today is Tuesday.

It’s going to be hot outside.

So I have a lot of sweating to look forward to as well in my hiding attempts today.


See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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