My poop comes in waves.


July 29, 2009 by sandwichcontrol

On the outskirts of town, somewhere beneath the abandoned umbrella factory, deep in the Cavern of Warmness, our hero makes the final preparations for a great adventure to the city of brotherly love. Armed only with his rocket pack full of gadgetry, he will face and fight his arch nemesis: ladies man, and fellow letter presser, Benjamin Franklin. Unbeknownst to our hero, but beknownst to everyone else, Ben Franklin was in in possesion of the ancient weapon, the Thunderrod. Will our hero defeat the debaucherous Franklin? Will he find the hidden Reese’s cup? Will he be able to get to the mint in order to complete his precious state quarters collection? Find out next time on the Sandwich Control radio mystery and adventure hour. More from Philly. ~SC


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