It is is freezing in my house right now. Not literally, but it is really friggin’ cold. Outside it is about 3°C (37.4°F). It is almost that cold in the house right now. It’s cool, though, because it is supposed to warm the rest of the week.

So, last night, I made salmon. In the dishwasher. It totally rocked. I just made little packets and ran them through the whole cycle, rinse and all. It was brilliant. And, as it turns out, delicious.

I’m not really coherent yet. Today is Tuesday. That means Microbiology and work in the Letterpress shop. Apparently, I have 25 “History of the English Language” students coming to print something today. Goody. After that, I have my first Math lesson with my new student. It should be interesting. Whatever the case, I need money to get the dryer fixed. Having to lug wet clothes elsewhere to get them dried is for the birds. It does allow me to work on my cookbook in peace, though. I’ve managed to transcribe at least 6, count them, 6 recipes into the book. It takes a lot longer than I expected.

All of the rest of today’s post has been fluff. It was there to buy me time before I dropped the bomb on you, baby. I found these yesterday and my mind was blown. So, in all fairness, I had to blow you mind as well. You are so not ready. Behold, my two favorite Epic Rap Battles of History:

Abe Lincoln Vs. Chuck Norris

and

Albert Einstein Vs. Stephen Hawking

I told you that you weren’t ready. The thing with Chuck Norris eating sharks. Wow. I don’t know about you, but I was definitely not prepared for the auto tuner rockin’ Stephen Hawking. The rest of them are pretty funny, but those two are my favorites. You can see the rest of them here: Nice Peter.

Well, that’s all I’m going to drop on you today. I’ve got to go get ready for school. Have a good day. More soon. ~SC