It is currently 2:06am. I can’t sleep. I just cuddled with Pancake Land to the tune of Starship Troopers until she fell asleep on the couch. Now it is just me and the cats that are awake. I give them another 15 minutes before they lose consciousness from sheer boredom.

Maybe I shouldn’t have had that Frappuccino earlier. I was tired, though. I needed a pick-me-up. You see, I had been in kind of a funk all day. That “I can’t do anything right” funk. I don’t know what brought it on, but it’s lame. So, I decided to bake cookies. Cookies make everything better. I went to the store to get a couple of things for making cookies and I snagged a “coffee beverage” while I was there. I came home, plugged the ol’ iPod into the radio, and me and Tom Waits drank the coffee drink and baked a shitload of cookies. Zaxxon came by and chatted with him while I was baking and after all of that I felt better. Then I went to bed and slept for about six 30 minute intervals before Pancake Land got home from the birthday party she and White Chocolate had gone to. At that point I gave up the whole trying to sleep thing and snuggled her off to sleep. That gets us back to now.

Teacher Sis loaned me all of the Harry Potter movies. Well, Stone to Half-Blood minus Order. All in exchange for loaning her my copy of Roadhouse because Zab’z hasn’t seen it before. Maybe Zaxxon and I will start watching them tomorrow. Or rather, later today.

Let’s see what fun things I can find on the innernet since I have already depleted my entire page of notes…

Oh, I found some surveillance video footage of Sweet Bread’s future wife. Apparently someone tried to snatch her purse. She wasn’t having it. Observe:

Oh, and Teacher Sis told me about this bedtime story for grown ups and I just accidentally downloaded it. I think I might be able to let you have it, too. Hold on… bleep bloop bleep… yep click here to download: Go the F**k To Sleep. It is somewhat appropriate for this morning I think.

All right that’s about all I’ve got from the innernet. Well, everything that’s not porn. Now my brain hurts from looking at it. Maybe I’ll go make some coffee. More soon. ~SC