That is how conversations today are going so far.

So, yesterday was a day of eating. And today will be about the same. Unfortunately, I have no appetite these days. And that is why I have spent the last 24 hours in mild discomfort. Well, most of the reason.

Come to think of it, the past day has been a weird one. I went to lunch at Teacher Sis’s house. My asparagus was a complete failure. Luckily, the mashed potatoes saved the day. Prince Jazzbo totally dropped the ball on bringing a newspaper with sale ads over to the house, so Teacher Sis and I had to go and steal one. Don’t worry, no one was home. And then games with the fam before the shopping madness began.

Then, it was off to WalMart* with T.S. and Coach Dolphin. I was on muscle duty for the two gimps. I then proceded to break my cardinal rule about Grismas time and bought a shit load of movies on sale. I also scored the first 6 seasons of Bones. I ended up spending about a hundred bucks for 500 dollars worth of blu-rays. Granted, Bones is on DVD, but whatever. After WalMart*, we headed to Target city only to decide to hit Sears first. Nothing too exciting, other than running into a part of the Japanese crew. The part that wasn’t at the Family Wombat’s for dinner. Then, back to Target for long lines and watching teenage trouble-makers being escorted off the premises by the police. It was awesome. Then, home.

I came home to discover that I had received an email from a person that I have no memory of ever talking to. Awesome. He included this drawing:

That fuck? Anyway, he seems nice enough. We’ll see if my memory kicks in and reminds me of who the hell he is.

This morning, after about 4 and half hours sleep, I got up before the sun and headed to meet the Rev. Dark Wombat at Sam’s Club to accomodate his purchasing a 65 inch (165cm) LED flat-screen television. Then, we dropped the monster off at the his house and headed to breakfast. Gut bomb. More discomfort and gas. That brings us up to now. Holy shit.

I still need to buy beers for tonight, so that I can make hot sauce. I’ll explain when you’re older. And I need to bake cookies and make my food for the pot luck. Pot ruck? Yes.

Holy shit. It is going to be a long day. Hope to see you tonight. More soon. ~SC