To be a time travelling cyborg.

I’d like to start out today’s post by wishing a very Happy Birthday to Blatzy. Be sure to wish him one as well.

Grismas has already begun. Technically, if we are going to count the start of Grismas at when I received my first gifts, it started days ago. But, the official biological family Grismas business started last night. And this is what happened:

That is what happens when you use the landscape panoramic photo setting on the iPhone to take a photo of someone’s head. Like a paper map of the globe. And it’s freaky. It’s like a time void and it’ll probably result in you thinking you’re a wizard.

I might have spent a lot of my good post doogies yesterday on the wizards post. So, I have wait a few days for the tank to refill. My apologies. In the mean time, just know that I still like you. A little.

Yesterday, my new friend Mika came over to clean my house for money. I have guests coming into town and my house is a mess because I’d rather spend my time reading about scientists and watching Bones than clean my house. I’m a grown up. I’ve made my bed, now I will lie in it. You’ll thank me when see that there’s not a layer of matted cat fur on your pillow. Ahem, anyways, new person in the house, so. . .

Mika.

Okay. Well that is all the entertainment I can muster in the allotted time frame. I must away to the kitchen to start baking cookies. More soon. ~SC