A Plethora Of Weiner Jokes.

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July 25, 2013 by sandwichcontrol

In honor of my sister’s birthday.

I’d obviously like to start out today’s post by wishing a very Happy Birthday to Teacher Sis. Be sure to wish her one as well. Let the wiener jokes begin.

I’m sure you’ve probably heard about the guy named Weiner who is running for mayor of New York. If you haven’t heard about him, he is involved in some “sexting” scandal. And people are calling for him to withdraw from his mayoral bid. The headlines might read something like this:

“Will Weiner Pull Out?” or

“Weiner’s Mayoral Run Cock-blocked” or

“Weiner Jams Virtual Dick In Mayoral Bid”

I haven’t seen any of his campaign stuff, but I’ve got people hunting me down anything (buttons, stickers, etc.) that says “Weiner For Mayor”. I just hope he is using this as his mascot:

Hot Dog

 

And if anybody is desperately searching for a gift for Teacher Sis, she secretly told me that she really really wants one of those statues for her kitchen.

It is Thursday and the normal Thursday stuff implies. I’ve gotta a run to the bank for Jesus first thing this morning. Then, tutoring after that. Then, some house hold stuff and whatever else comes along. Then dinner with the exchangers.

In a bit of different and exciting news, the River City Deli has started offering a fine dining night once a month. And that one night this month is Saturday. If anyone is interested, I have the menu for it, so just give me a yell.

All right. I have stuff to do and had better get started. More soon. Weiners. ~SC


1 comment »

  1. Dave says:

    Does this count?
    http://youtu.be/2_oDjM7Aa3Y

    Also I do not think that word means what you think it means.

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