Get Your Vienna Sausage Fingers Away From My Things.


August 24, 2014 by sandwichcontrol

Barbara. You bitch.

Sometimes, these things just write themselves.

I’d like to start out today by wishing a very Happy Birthday to Le Duc. Be sure to wish him one as well.

Between dreams of new devices to torture myself with at the gym and transferring data between four laptops, my weekend has been pretty uneventful.

West Brom drew with Southampton yesterday 0-0.

This butter pecan cake I baked isn’t really that good.

And Amazon decided to take my Prime membership fee out of my bank account. Without telling me. Which overdrew my account. Which my bank didn’t tell me. They were just going to let me keep using my debit card and accumulating those $10 overdraft charges. You know what we call people like Amazon and my bank? Assholes. Just like you, Barbara.

Look! She's choking the shit out of that poor cat! Bitch.

Look! She’s choking the shit out of that poor cat! Bitch.

I don’t really know that person. I just did an image search on the Google. I’m sure that that Barbara is a completely lovely person. Or whatever.

I’ve got to go check on these laptops now.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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