January 11, 2015 by sandwichcontrol

I barely even touched ’em.

I’d like to begin this morning afternoon by wishing a very Happy Birthday to Nemo. Even though her birthday is already over where she lives. What ever. Be sure to wish her one today as well.

Wondering what character to make for your pencil & paper RPG? Well, look no further! Boy, do I have a deal for you. I was once in your shoes. Down on my luck. Outta work. Wondering what character to play next. And then a friend turned me on to this. Now my life has improved 1,367%! And so could yours. Now I know I am going to play as a hypercritical tiefling warlock from a cavern without echoes who makes inappropriate jokes at the worst times. You know you’d play as one too, given the chance.

Yesterday, West Brom beat Hull City 1-0. That puts us back in 14th place. We’re up there with Everton and Aston Villa now. Nothing like being solidly middle.

Last night, we faced off against a lich and a grave knight in the Rev. Dark Wombat’s campaign. It took nearly 2 hours to get us through the combat. The bad guys made it to the third round of the fight for a change. I still punched that sumvabitch until he crumbled to dust before we broke his phylactery upon the Anvil of Torag with the Ashbringer. Yeah. We’re like the JLA and shit.


Today is housework day. I plan on not getting out of my pj’s today. For one, it’s balls cold outside and raining. Ugh. I plan on staying warm by folding laundry fresh from the dryer. Speaking of which, I should probably go load some clothes into the dryer.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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