There is No Way.


January 20, 2015 by sandwichcontrol

Absolutely. Positively. 100%. No way this company is run by goblins. 

We can almost guarantee it.

Yesterday was an interesting day. I started the work part of the day in my studio photographing merchandise and counting inventory. A task that I’ll need to continue today. After that, I headed to lunch with Teacher Sis. Then it was off to my actual job for some fun with Order of Operations.

After work, I reached out to Taco Planet. I needed to work with him on our “company” that we are “starting”. Why? Because we need a logo for “advertising” purposes. We brainstormed over beans and butter pie.

What we came up with was not a logo, but instead it is an empire. It is called Global Online Business Works. That’s the name of our company. Today we will be in the process of getting our business license. (In the Canary Islands.) And setting up our bank accounts. (In Switzerland.)

I would advise you to join us now! You know you want to be on the ground floor of this exciting investment.

I have loads of stuff to do today. I’m working on paying sticker debts to the people who gave me drawings. The drawings that have been printed so far, that is. I’m also working on getting the rest of the stickers ordered. I’m doing inventory. I’m photographing merch. I’m designing more postcards. I’m trying to get logos made and stamps ordered. I’m shipping an order out. I’ve also got to print another card, so I can complete a standing order. I need to buy domains today as well.

So much to do.

And then I get to go to work.

Wish me luck. And coffee.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC

1 comment »

  1. The Boss says:

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