Did You Spray It With Onion Juice?

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March 4, 2016 by sandwichcontrol

No? Well, then how did you expect to keep him out of your house?

So, Rudie, aka Baby Cat, stole the lower set of my silver grill. The one I was wearing in the Death Grips photo the other day. She has hidden it from me. Thus proving she is my child. Because she is an asshole.

And she learned it from watching me.

(sigh)

Today’s song is “Come Pick Me Up” by Ryan Adams. You can thank Zaxxon for this downer on such a beautiful Friday.

Is it just me or has this week been a total fucking blur?

As I predicted, lots of cool stuff showed up at my house yesterday. Most of it is props and costumes for upcoming shoots. I’m not going to show you, because I want them to be a surprise.

All I’ll say is that I now own a very, very white suit. With white belt. And white shoes.

Y’all ain’t ready.

I also got my order of P22 BLOX in yesterday. I know that I just spoke Moon language at you. Hold your effing horses and I’ll explain. P22 BLOX is a space-age modular typeface made out of an extruded kind of plastic. I’m doing a shit job at clearing this up. You can click here to learn more about it.

Anyway, it’s weird and rad and you can do all sorts of stuff with it. And I’m excited to use them. I put up a tiny video, that sums up my excitement, last night on the social media. If you’re a Venture Bros. fan, you’ll understand it.

I also got all dressed up for the photoshoot.

"Hey Ya!"

“Hey Ya!”

The best part was having my photo taken by a complete stranger. There’s a photo of me. Dressed like this. On a dude’s phone. Out in the world.

Weird.

I did a lot of errand running yesterday.

I had to get all of my work done for today.

Why?

Because I’m going hiking with my boss and King Dingus. It’s a photo/hiking trip sort of thing. It’s going to be interesting, that’s for sure.

To tide you over until I start making social media posts from on top of a mountain, enjoy the newest, and the most exciting for me, installment in the year of Jazz bio-pics…

I already wanted to have Zoe Saldana’s babies. Now, I want to even more.

All right. I’m off to work out. Before I take a hike.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


1 comment »

  1. Dave says:

    Alright. I’m convinced.
    You should invest in A LOT more wigs.

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