November 24, 2016 by sandwichcontrol
That I don’t slap you in the mouth…
With my car.
Today’s song is “Alice’s Restaurant Massacree” by Arlo Guthrie. Naturally. It is being brought to you today by me. Naturally.
Yesterday was a day of preparations.
Preparing my house for Black Friday dinner.
Preparing my belly for feasting.
Preparing to build my pony board.
At some point I shot the Daily Photo…
That plant turned out ridiculously well.
People have been posting things that they are grateful for on social media. I hear that they are anyway. I don’t ever see anything that people post. Because I’m boring. But I assume that they talking about how grateful they are for their friends and their families.
They are dumb.
On this Thanksgiving, I want to mention the things that I’m grateful for. The things that are really important in life.
Those things are:
Look at those sweet henges in the background.
That’s my theme song today.
Okay, I’m going to gorge myself repeatedly.
See ya’ tomorrow.
More soon. ~SC
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