March 1, 2017 by sandwichcontrol

The prodigal son has returned!

Today’s theme is: Animal.

So, something went wrong with publishing yesterday’s post. It went live last night. Sorry.

It’s official.

I’ve moved.

As of 12am this morning I am officially Steward of Lippincottonia.

My first act as Steward is to appoint myself to the position of Prime Minister thereby usurping the Royal Family.

You’re welcome.

Once the dust settles from the coup, I’ll be holding a few press conferences to outline how I intend to “Make Lippincottonia Great Again™”.

My daily photo yesterday was my first official photo as Prime Minister…

February 28

I spent the majority of my day yesterday getting all the pillars in place to ensure a smooth transition of power. It was a lot of phone calls pretending to be other people. It’s like no one uses caller ID any more. Suckers.

So, today will be filled with clean up. And a few minor executions of “war criminals”. Nothing to see.

(If I could figure out a way to make my posts look like redacted documents, you bet your ass I would.)

Okay, well now that you know I’m Prime Minister, I have to go make a few appearances. It is Ash Wednesday after all. Hands to shake and babies to kiss and interns to coerce into awkward situations. All in a day’s work.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~ Saint Adam, His Holiness the Primer Minister of the People’s Republic of Lippincottonia, First of His Name


  1. Le Duc says:

    Whatever became of the ancient tradition of shaking babies and kissing hands? Just wondering.

  2. Dave says:

    Long may he rule!

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