Perineumed Love.


November 17, 2018 by sandwichcontrol

Just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Yesterday was a whirlwind of a day.

I didn’t have to go up the hill first thing.

That got bumped to Monday.

Thank cod.

Because I forgot my charger for my phone and it died overnight.

As did any hopes that I’d wake up to an alarm.

Prince Joffrey cranked the heat up in the house so I ended up roasting in a pool of my own juices all night. Like the pillow-topped version of a Croc-Pot®.

Needless to say I didn’t sleep well.

At least I didn’t have to rush around.

Well not as much anyway.

I had coffee with the Blacksmith after breakfast.

He was the last person I wanted to consult before I talked to you about next year’s theme for the Daily Photo project.

But I’ll get to that in a moment.

After coffee I had a Harry Potter/snuggle lunch with Jitterbug.

Then I headed to work. Where I got a lot of shit done.

I had a dinner break and read my fucking badass early Grismas present from the Blacksmith as my barbecue chicken pizza was baking…

Friday, November 16

Then I got myself cleaned up and went to see Mr. Boobodie in West Side Story. It was everything you’d expect from a high school theater department’s performance of a modernized Romeo and Juliet.

Today I’ve got a bunch of little things going on. But nothing huge.

I’ve gotta attempt to get my camera back from J-Bird. I’m having lunch with Word to Me for her (early) birthday. Hopefully I’m sitting around with Jitterbug in our sweatpants reading. Something with heaving bosoms for her and something with a lot of pictures for me.

Same for tomorrow. Maybe.

All right. On to the part you’ve all been waiting for. 2019’s photo theme.

So here goes.

After this year ends, we will be ten years down. A fucking decade of photos of my stupid face. Every. Day.

I thought we should celebrate.

So I’ve decided to have a year of holidays.

Everyday we will celebrate a different thing.

Some days will be food shit. Some days will be altruistic shit. Some days will be people shit. Some days will be batshit crazy random shit.

Hence my need for a 2019 planner.

So I can plan.

I figure this will be a nice start to our second decade together.

I’m working on putting together something so people can also participate and possibly win prizes. I’ll keep you posted on that stuff as I work it out.

That being said, if anyone wants to donate prizes or money to the project, I have been thinking of ways that you can do that. Maybe a Go Fund Me or a Patreon or something?

Any feedback on any of this stuff will be welcome. To a degree. Shoot me an email at with your thoughts on the matter. Be sure to include a copy of your social security number in the email so that I know it’s really from you and not a Chinese bot trying to lure me into an android swingers club or something.

Okay. I’m going to go do stuff now.

But before I go, I want to once again express my gratitude to all of you for your continued support of my crazy shit.

Thank you very much.

See ya’ on Monday.

More soon. ~SC

1 comment »

  1. Dave says:

    You’re welcome.

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