That sneaks up on you when you’re sleeping.

Yes.

I’m talking about having sore glutes from leg day.

Speaking of days…

Happy Crayon Day!

I was digging through the kids’ crayons stealing all the blue ones.

That’ll show ’em.

Let’s see how well those fuckers draw the ocean without a blue crayon.

It’ll just look like a hyperreal simulacrum of a saw blade or some shit.

Behold my evil genius and be afraid!!! Mwhahahhaa…

Yesterday I did what I expected to do.

I murdered some plants. I fixed some shit. I poured Coca Cola® on some shit. I baked everything in my freezer for dinner.

I spent the rest of my day reading comics.

It was awesome.

Today is gonna be more of the same.

I might even throw in a nap just to shake things up a little.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC