To get two Hundred Grand.

Happy Unicorn Day!

“Zebracorn and (whatever the fucking other one is called) were the best models. And HayHay is the best designer.”

Yesterday was hot.

Like temperature wise.

I wasn’t ready for it to be this fucking hot.

It’s so gross.

Because it makes me all sweaty and gross.

You know how your car looks after it rains for a little while and then it gets really windy?

That’s how I look all the time when it’s hot.

Like I’m a professional dune buggy racer.

Like I’m trying to hide from The Predator.

All the time.

I’ve just got a fine layer of filth glued to me with sweat.

Right now.

And I’ve only been awake for an hour or so.

Ugh.

Anyway, yesterday was super busy.

I ran errands, fed cats, built easels, took out trash, bought groceries, ate salad, and dealt with other people’s taxes.

Bonus, the tax office gave me two 100 Grand candy bars.

Suckit losers.

Today is Tuesday.

I’m hoping to wrap up all the crap I didn’t get to yesterday before all the kids need to be at ball games and whatnot.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC