I’m Like the Matlock…
0April 14, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Of vulva pinching.
OH STOP BEING SO DRAMATIC!!!
Now that Jitterbug and I are married, we’ve been practicing fighting.
You can see how well that’s going for the first three lines of the post.
Mostly we just things really loudly.
That’s how people fight, right?
Yesterday I had the house to myself.
All.
Day.
It was like a forgotten time.
Before the neverending peopling that I do now.
I took full advantage of it.
I showered and used all the hot water.
I wore soft pants most of the day.
You know, whenever I wasn’t making fire or murdering trees.
I got completely caught up on the single issue comics that I was behind on.
And mostly I just laid around…

Pretty much wherever I wanted.
GooGoo was determined to lay with me so I picked spots that I didn’t care if she squeezed out some pee on.
Hey.
Mopping up the floor sure beats having to change the sheets on a bed or scrub a couch cushion.
I wasn’t about to waste alone time by doing more work than necessary.
Anyway.
Today is Tuesday.
That’s all I’ve got.
It might rain this morning.
I’m planning on working outside whenever it stops.
See ya’ tomorrow.
More soon. ~SC
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