1. It Must Be Nice.

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    June 6, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    Being cooler than penguin pussy on a polar cap pennisula. That new Run the Jewels album is really good, by …
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  2. Being a Vulvas Impersonator.

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    June 5, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    In the city of Viva. Viva, Las Vegas. Yesterday was a long day. I did my normal bank runs and …
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  3. I Am Santa.

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    June 4, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    And so can you. Merry Grismas, ya’ filthy animals. I don’t know about you, but I’m worn out. It’s saying …
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  4. Quickly Descending Into Absurdity.

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    June 3, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    Or maybe it’s ascending, given how quickly things escalated. Yesterday was another hectic day. Now that more people are coming …
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  5. A Sudden Craving.

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    June 2, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    For Grime. Holy shit. Monday was a banger. Sans the mash and gravy. I worked a full day for clients. …
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