That Doesn’t Look Like Taking a Shower.


July 29, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

That looks like having a fit.

I put the pedal to the metal yesterday.

And then found myself floating in space because I had driven myself off of a cliff of stuff to do.

With only one thing left for me to do.


My guts are still recovering from eating like shit all weekend.

I think I’m going to roast a shitload of veggies for dinner.

Maybe have some beans and rice as well.

I don’t have anything crazy huge on the books for today.

Just a few little things.

Maybe I can spend the day reading comics.


Like people aren’t going to sense my lack of tasks and line up out the door to hand me assignments.

Y’all are so cute.

Thinking I’d get the day off to read.

Bless your hearts.

Now you’ll get 1D4 bonus added on to all your attack and saving throw rolls for the duration of the spell.

You’re welcome.

I wouldn’t be getting out of my chair and putting real pants on this morning if I didn’t have a service tech coming to a client’s office at 9.

So I’d better get moving.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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