How Farting Into the Leaf Blower.

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August 15, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

Quickly becomes a Shartnado.

Yesterday was dumb.

From the beginning part where I woke up a thousand times to check the drains, needing to pee, in a cold sweat, or from a fart that smelled so bad it woke me up.

All the way to the end where GooGoo got out of the yard and we had to track her down in the dark.

I was way too exhausted to deal with a Monday in Friday’s clothing…

But deal with it I did.

And now I am going to go for a run, eat some breakfast, and take a fucking nap.

Then I’m going to make a shitload of chicken salad.

For Beatle Sue.

See ya’ on Monday.

More soon. ~SC


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