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Hey, It’s Just Like That Scene From “Lady and the Tramp”!
0November 30, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Yeah, exactly. But with trash. What a long and restful weekend. AHAHAHAHAHA!!! On Saturday I worked on my trailer for …
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Slowly Turning My Death Glare Upon You.
0November 28, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Now take a second and ponder that I could’ve just shit my pants without even meaning to. Yesterday was all …
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The Total Body Shit-Your-Pants Workout.
0November 27, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Turning your pepper step into the walking trots. Every single time. We took our time getting around yesterday. I think …
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Have You Been Creepin’ On My Sleep Score?
0November 26, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
It’s a valid question. Some people are into disappointing data sets. I’m really tired of having a headache every day. …
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Carrots Are Like the Least Good Broccoli.
0November 25, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Just be thankful you can taste them. My sinuses are fucked right now because of all the dust and crap …
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