Who Are We?


June 18, 2021 by sandwichcontrol

I am Handsome Face Forever. And that is Stinky Garbage Face. And you are Savage Guacamole.

The word fo the day is: Laser.

[ ley-zer ]
noun Physics.
a device that produces a nearly parallel, nearly monochromatic, and coherent beam of light by exciting atoms to a higher energy level and causing them to radiate their energy in phase.

That’s my Billy Ray Gun.

Yesterday was really dumb.

I drove ALL day.

We had the night off so we went down to the Levitt Amp concert by the river.

It was amazing.

Except for all the people.

And the sweltering heat and humidity.

And my headache.

And the fancy earplugs I got to calm down the amount of overwhelming stimuli that pours into my brain hurt my fucking ears.

They’re fine if you only to wear them for about 15 minutes.

Two hours in and I had to quit because it was more comfortable than the noise of the people.

I’ll try them in the car today and see if they’re more effective while others are making mouth noises in my close vicinity.

I can definitively say that I can’t wear them when I eat, though.

My own personal noises are just trapped inside and magnified when I wear them.

Today I’ve got to go to work for a bit.

Then we hit the road to get HayHay from Girl Scout Camp.

Speaking of Girl Scouts, Jitterbug was awarded as Leader of the Year for their entire council which includes Arkansas, Oklahoma, and Texas.

I’m so very proud of her.

I keep telling her that she’s amazing and she never listens.

Now maybe she’ll believe me.

Now that other people are telling her that as well.

And she has the etched glass award to prove it.

Be sure to tell her how awesome she is.

Maybe it’ll sink in.

I’d better go drink some coffee if I’m gonna get all my shit done before we leave.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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