Taking the Tea Test.


November 4, 2021 by sandwichcontrol

To test your hypothesses.

The word of the day is: Swap.

[ swop ]
verb (used with object), swapped, swap·ping.
to exchange, barter, or trade, as one thing for another:
He swapped his wrist watch for the radio.
to substitute (one thing) for another (sometimes followed by in):
Swap in red wine for white, since powerful nutrients are in the red grape’s skin.
to replace (one thing) with another (sometimes followed by out):
To cut down on fat, swap cream for milk.
verb (used without object), swapped, swap·ping.
to make an exchange.
an exchange:
He got the radio in a swap.

I grabbed yesterday by the nape of the neck and made it call me sir.

I finally got caught up on all the shit I’ve been trying to do since Monday morning.

Oddly enough, I started working on it with every intention of having to come back to it because I was sure to be interrupted.

But I wasn’t.

And the second I finished the task at hand the interruption I was expecting showed up.

Like clockwork.


I had the idea that my family should dress up as Alex and the Droogs for Halloween one year.

We could all drop acid and go trick-or-treating.

And we’ll probably end up murdering/violating a bunch of people and getting brainwashed by the government.

Also, candy.


That’s the reason for the season.

Anyone who says otherwise is a coddamn liar.

My hamstrings are fucking sore.

Stupid hip hinges.

I’m sure my core is going to make me forget all about my legs soon enough.

Yesterday was all core.

Good thing I ate all those cookies to balance it out.

Today is Thursday.

And I’m already running late.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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