What do you mean porn isn’t real sex? You mean it’s like professional wrestling?!

Happy Duchess Day!

I know.

It’s crazy.

I remembered a holiday.

Today’s theme is: surprise.

I wait behind that door all the time.

Yesterday was a grumpy day.

I woke up grumpy.

I worked out grumpy.

I made breakfast grumpy.

I went to work grumpy.

You get the idea.

Grumpy.

All day.

It really is a testament to… whatever it is… that I don’t flip shit on people all the time.

Maybe it’s just resignation to impending doom.

That’s probably it.

Whatever.

Yesterday was a long and frustrating day.

So, I’m grumpy.

33-50% of my household is sloughing off their uterine lining.

One person spent yesterday barfing.

And one person only notices the world around them when I unplug the cable modem.

We are a barrel of joy.

Maybe we should all lock ourselves in the house together for today due to winter weather.

Great plan.

Fuuuuucccckk.

Wish us luck.

See ya’ tomorrow.

Maybe.

More soon. ~SC