‘Normal Life’ Category
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“I Hope You Don’t Get Eaten By Any Monsters.”
0April 13, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
“Don’t worry. I’ll protect myself with my fists.” Happy Scrabble Day! So remind me not to say things like “I …
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Turning Good Ideas.
0April 12, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Into bad ideas. Since 1981. Happy Grilled Cheese Day! So, I don’t know if you know this about me, but …
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Saving Your Time-Traveling Mom.
0April 11, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
By killing yourself of exposure. In order to catch your mom by surprise. Uh huh. Seems logical enough. I’m gonna …
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Reasons Why I Don’t Coach Children’s Sports.
0April 10, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
There’s just so many. I’d like to begin this morning by wishing a very Happy Birthday to Cassattack. Be sure …
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A Quick Way.
0April 9, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
To get two Hundred Grand. Happy Unicorn Day! “Zebracorn and (whatever the fucking other one is called) were the best …
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