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Zorba the Greek.
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Yep. That about sums it up.
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It’s not what it looks like.
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Feeding the cats.
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Note to self.
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Oh, you know it’s on.
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Recording the Holi-Date Night.
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Grismas Round 3 (True Form).
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Grismas Round 3 (Now with more kids).
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Grismas Round 3 (Parents and Kids).
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New mousetraps?! Batmas came early.
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Sleepy boy.
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Mean muggin’.
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Montgomery Ward’s Adventures in Microwaving Cooking.
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Cleaning up my blocks.
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Bat-Adam is watching.
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Looking at old photos.
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Skypin’ with Dark Wombat.
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That brick is actually glowing at the tip, it’s so hot.
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Prototurban.
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What goes in there?
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(Stock) Pot head.
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Snuggle time with Steenie.
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Making the magic.
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Doing my homework for Bat-mas.
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See? I told you it was simple.
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Printed goodies.
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This is very frustrating.
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The new plan.
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This pleases me.
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Now, did I already take two of these or not?
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Oh, hello delicious apple and hot pepper jelly.
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Batman Be Praised!
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Gearing up.
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…I could be singing Raining Blood in your office right now.
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I want to be your psychic friend so bad…
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Bat-Adam! Has got! A! Video!
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“Aggregate Audio Devices”.
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Playing with Kingston.
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Tuba!
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Innernet.
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Strategizing.
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Just as it is my destiny to one day become Shogun.
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Coffee anyone?
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Preparing for episode 2.
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Hot brown, anyone?
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They’rrrrrre baaaaaaacckkkk.
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What to bake next, Eazy?
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Happy Thursday to me!
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Stamping postcards.
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Oh, print already.
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Working on the trial run of “Date Night”.
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It’s about damned time.
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What do you mean, not recommended for the dishwasher?
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When in robe…
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Bones!
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Warming my bones.
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Note to self.
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At the laundr-o-mat.
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A simple self portrait.
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I never thought I’d be here tonight, when I got up this morning.
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The Groomsmen.
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Wild hogs.
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Watcha doin’ mister?
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Nachos de los Muertos.
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What do think of my banner, Gerald?
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Who needs a cup of coffee? This guy does.
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Forgeticus.
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Pistachio Tuiles.
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Fear Not, Handsome Kitten, Bat-Adam Has Returned!
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Writing backwards is fun.
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Let the lubin’ commence.
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Are you helping, buddy?
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Slab roller makeover day.
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Too hot to eat.
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The Penguin.
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Boys Night 2011.
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They say, a compluta can do my job better than I can damn do it.
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You want me to cross which wires?
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Fweinds.
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Sleepy boys.
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Hardly working.
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Hammock time.
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Cookies and beef jerky for breakfast?!
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Working hard?
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Camper living is for the sophisticated gentleman.
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It’s like “Dune” and “Under Siege” combined.
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Home Sweet Home.
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Jiffy Store foot.
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He can feel it coming in the air tonight.
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Pronto Pup.
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Pricing pots.
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Oh Batman, please bring us a cheesesteak. Amen.
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The aftermath.
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Kangaroo.
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Microphone check. One. Two. What is this? (It’s Sandwich Control with the burrito bizness.)
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Riding home.
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Firewood.
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Say cheese!
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Gerald, I think it might be a little out of tune.
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Call for the nurse and bring me my nerve tonic.
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The new and improved reading lounge.
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Working on my tile.
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Tears of a Clown?
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WordPress lessons with La Duchess.
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Utilizing the Governor’s facilities.
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Making a block.
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Are you comfortable buddy?
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Where’d everybody go?
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Fake smokin’.
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Making notes.
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Oh, I’m doomed.
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This is going to be a long weekend.
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I’m so afraid…
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Packing the van. (Yes, that’s a mattress.)
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Fixing the roof, Boss.
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The Two Wizards.
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Why do I continue to punish myself like this?
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Roof’s busted, Boss.
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Cutting pipe in preparation…
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We’re going to need a bigger pot.
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Cookies and peanut butter? Hrm…
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So…sleepy.
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I’m about to wreck this tub of French onion dip.
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The Adventurers.
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Bunny helmet.
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This photo cannot properly portray the misery.
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Y’all best start appertaining.
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What to eat? What to eat?
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Where the Hell is my camera?
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You’re killin’ me, Smalls. Killin’ me.
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Snake, what do you mean there were no survivors in the mess hall?
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Cheesy hotdog roll-ups and No Reservations.
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Puzzled.
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Having fun with my new effects for Photo Booth.
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Cupcake?! Yes-s-s-s!
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Blue.
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Going back to killin’.
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Out of order!
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Sound like anybody you know?
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Mmm… creamy bar.
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Turtle trimmin’.
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Plenty of fish in my sea.
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Back for more.
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Oiling the Tin Man.
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Sghetti night.
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Speaking of nobody’s looking…
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So…full…
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Ghetto Burritos!
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Ride the lighting.
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The most Metal glaze mixing session ever.
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It was right where she said it would be.
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Hey, I remember this sensation.
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Representin’.
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This is place is too intense.
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Schlepping boxes.
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My plan is flawless.
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Hey Dad, check out my butthole.
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Chatting with Dark Wombat.
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Metal Monday Glazathon.
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The Speed Metal Kitchen.
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Office reorganization complete.
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A little late night porch snuggling.
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It just won’t stop printing.
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The lady at Amazon has no idea I’m wearing this.
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Much needed ice cream.
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This is so friggin’ good.
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Seriously?
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Trimming fish.
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Pft…motors.
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Vocalizing into the fan never gets old.
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Good God, it’s humid.
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Making pots.
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Stretch.
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Somebody needed a rock ballad.
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Hulu Plus is amazing.
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At the Preacher’s Treehouse.
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Red Roof Inn, again.
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This is a good omen.
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Let me in.
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A little more subtle than I had intended.
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The Briefing.
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So tired, so many emails.
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Catching up.
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8 hours in. (Somewhere in Tennessee.)
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Dinner time for Quingo.
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All Shall Love Me And Despair!
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And now for the secret ingredient.
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Mustache of the Future.
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Sometimes, having a hard week pays off.
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This Is Me.
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Does it never end?
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My brain can’t take much more of this.
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I called out the big guns for this one.
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“Help me with my Physics homework” huh? Nice try, Babe.
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Once you pop…
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Calzone!
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It’s just you and me, Gerald.
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Look! I can make dresses, too.
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Danish Havarti.
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Must stop the singing.
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Calculating the mass of the Earth. (5.97×10^24kg)
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Happy Father’s Day.
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My big weiner.
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Fun With Tape: Family Portrait.
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Excited about tomorrow’s post.
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This turned out way weirder than I had intended.
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Me and my friend Steenie.
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The secret to my success.
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Watchin’ wrasslin’.
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Back in black (hat).
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Going to my happy place.
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Cocaine is a helluva drug.
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Physics Homework: It Beats Getting Head Lice.
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Stress eating.
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Today is bullshit.
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Contemplating my life as an evil overlord.
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And this is an easy one.
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Bachelor night ends with ice cream.
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Sealing up the gap around the chimney.
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Washing my feet.
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One-dimensional motion?!
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Words still cannot explain.
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Words cannot explain.
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Vtt, vtt, vtt.
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Which way to the Glamma Witch?
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$5 Bag sale at the costume shop is a dangerous thing.
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Underneath the house is a dirty, dirty place.
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Do you guys party?
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This is the “Thinking About How Much Shit We Have” face.
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Waiting on the storm.
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“The term pouring doesn’t do it justice.”
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Yeah, I’m Jammin’. Whatcha gonna do about it?
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Babe?! Does this mean I have to take care of Jenny?
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Done with tile, back to bamboo.
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Motha Fuggin’ Forgeticus!
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Drinking from the water fountain.
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Snuggling with Eazy.
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Working on the phone line.
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Me at 2:04am this morning.
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I’m on your side.
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WonderBoard!
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Quesadilla and Tremors.
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Trying something with my new tripod.
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Measuring for the drywall.
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Call me Wolverine!
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Doing my Tom Hanks dance.
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Proof that I was at graduation.
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Making sandwiches.
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Looks like a cheeseburger, tastes like a cupcake.
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Baking cookies.
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Casin’ the joint.
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White Rabbit Corps.
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May Day.
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Crawfish Boil 2011.
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Ah so, Grasshopper.
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Rearching book structures.
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Making the dance floor in my imagination.
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Trying to think of something to say.
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Walking in the rain.
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I fucking L-O-V-E deviled eggs!
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The great rebuild.
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These things are like reading trike instructions.
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Sorting leading.
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Bamboo!
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Man, I love Portfolio Review Day.
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Unmentionables.
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So sleepy.
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Sloppy Joe Emergency!
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SC, vee seenk you have za crazy eye.
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Reading about new tympan.
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Abraham LINKoln.
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Apoptosis.
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The reading ban is lifted. Even if I am supposed to be writing an article.
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Working on the last fews recipes.
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Going through Harry Potter withdrawals.
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Lens flare!
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Working on my cookbook.
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Putting new tires on the trike.
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Weird Al is so brilliant.
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Making dinner?
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La Tigre Returns!
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Panhandle Slim and me.
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Do you have a first edition Tom Waits chapbook? I don’t think so.
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Very Metal.
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A royal cousin perhaps?
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The Birthday Boy wants to eat his cake NOW!
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My call will be answered in zero minutes?
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Who’s a melty boy?
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The super cookie sandwich.
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Talking to Rev. Dark Wombat.
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Holliday Island: The Next Generation.
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Stupid fonts.
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Blasto.
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You have angered Mr. PaperBagHead.
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Reading the phonebook.
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Build-a-Mountain? Don’t mind if I do.
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Finishing up Pancake Land’s new office door.
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I fucking LOVE cheesy hot dog roll-ups!
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Drawing relieves stress.
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Impromptu math tutoring.
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See no evil.
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Face scan. (Frozen in ice.)
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Decisions, decisions.
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The basement of horrors.
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Fanning the smoke alarm to try and shut it up.
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Working out the kinks in my taxes.
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Yeah, I know the milkshake brought you here, but you boys get outta my yard.
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CRAB LEGS OF DOOM!
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Plate-o-quesadillas.
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A man’s work is never done.
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Bachelor Day rocks.
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Me and Nigel.
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Behold, the cuteness!
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Baby cats!
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Keep it secret. Keep it safe.
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What’s this thing doing?
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Wondering what has gotten into Eazy.
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Brain Explode!
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Miss Li and Girls Can Tell.
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All alone on the “sick raft”.
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Paying bills is for the birds.
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Home again, at last.
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Whoever played “Don’t Stop Believin” first thing this morning, is a genius.
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Wake me when someone shows up.
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With the gracious and lovely Amy Sedaris.
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At the Craft Show.
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At the Great Wall of China.
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Dinner at the Happy Rooster.
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That’s a big fahkin’ rabbit.
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Happy St. Valentine’s Day.
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Sometimes, I like to sneak into your computer and leave photos like this as the background.
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Laundry Day!
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Creepy hovering cow skull.
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So much snow, so little shovel.
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Baking. Lots and lots of baking.
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Carving my linoleum.
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Installing fonts takes forever.
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It came. And then I did.
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This is why I can’t get any work done at my desk.
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Wait, where’s my bucket-o-nuggets?
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The snow stings my face.
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Me and McGrew.
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And the mighty sound of my conch will echo through the valleys.
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Kingston is way into the Sorcerer’s Stone.
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Cramming for microbiology.
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All’s right in the world, again.
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Peptidoglycan.
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Un-pie-ing my type.
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The floor is so gross.
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On the beach in my Chucks.
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Breath deep, the salt sea air and enjoy your hammock time.
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My “beach chair”.
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Searching for buried treasure.
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Surfing.
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Soaking up some rays.
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Sittin’ on the beach.
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Reading on the terrace.
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What is going on?
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Examining type.
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Gerald?! What have I told you about reading over people’s shoulders?
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Preliminary packing.
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I’m a goddamned journalist.
-
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Checking my big fish.
-
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Me and Al hiding from the cats.
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What’s wrong with this picture?
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Reading recipes.
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Coolskin and Big Ben.
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Walking home.
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Grillin’ in the snow.
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Soy un Ninja sin nombre.
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I’m not getting sick. I’m not getting sick.
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Sorting receipts.
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Munchkin.
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Somebody get this guy a Reese’s.
-
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Being supportive. Go Hogs!
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“You didn’t really think this through. Did you?”
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Working on the website (still).
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Playaz Ball 2011, starring Sandwich Control as Chris Mannahan.
A) There are no cats in the picture?
B) PL is touching the Apple?
C) You don’t have your hat on?
Sweet Loverboy shirt.
Jess, I was just going to say that.
Thanks, but I can’t take credit for it. It’s Pancake Land’s.
JESUS CHRIST YOU GOT AMY SEDARIS.
Why are you staring at her shoes?
Uhhhh…is that an iphone? I expect you to get a mobile morse code translator.
THAT’S NO SANDWICH..
What is a COOBOOK? Clever I think.
Today. Probably the best self shot yet.
Holy shitballs! How did I just now see the fun with tape shot family portrait? You look like a Max Headroom version of yourself.
When did they have Sweetbread bronzed?
7/11 – It’s like ‘Where’s Wally”? (psst: I found you but had to wait till I could blow it up on my pc)
Were you talking to me?? 😀 (7/14/11)
You left one thing out of the diagram for your master plan. Me. I’m practically Peter at heavens gate up in this bitch.
I also forgot to include the part where LMC goes to the mall, I have to wait for you to get home, and PL swings by the house and sees the baby cat. The photo was taken well before the plan was put into action.
I could have said no ya know.
But, you’d already said yes when I made the diagram.
LIES!
08/20/2011 Where the HELL did you find a creamy bar in August?????
YES!!
How many photos do I have to look at of you sitting in your kitchen staring at stuff? Jeezuss do something.
BRILLIANT!!! Just BRILLIANT! 9/11
Oh good grief. Youre taking a fucking mattress to put in the tent? Dont be stretching out my flap.
Heh. You said flap.
Oh my freak….a picture on the toilet.
Clowns scare me (9/24)
Why? It should have been me.
dave said he is gonna photoshop my face out and put his in.
…i paid my dues.
Well. Today’s photo scared/scarred me. Thanks.
bat adam should be everyday
thats cute you and zach are having date night. good for you two. .
It’s funny to me when I notice that you’re wearing the same shirt three days in a row.
Whoa. Bat Adam is getting scarier.
STEENIE!