Drive It Like You Stole It.
0November 3, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Or drive it like you rented it, at least. You know what? Just drive it like you know how to …
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Just Talking About It Is Making My Mouth Water.
0November 2, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Like I wanna throw up. Over the weekend a lot of things happened. October ended, for one. I rounded out …
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Getting Sexed Up.
0October 31, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
By the Manitoban grease monkey Jesus. What a fucking week. Yesterday I had to take Eazy to the vet because …
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WHOA!!!
0October 30, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Stop checking yourself out in my face, homegirl. Yesterday was so very extra Thursday. I think an example is in …
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77ing Each Other.
0October 29, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
All weekend long. Did anybody else notice that it rained all fucking day yesterday? Well it did. And I almost …
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