That Sinking Feeling.
0October 20, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
When you voted for the wrong Phil Collins. So, funny story. We went to vote on our lunch break yesterday. …
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I’m Definitely Not Into Warm Poop.
0October 19, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
But sometimes your niece is a raccoon. So I didn’t play baseball Friday night. Because I got a heading early …
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There’s Always Something Dead Around Here.
0October 16, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Plenty for the vultures. I kicked yesterday’s ass. And it kicked mine right back. It was the fight scene from …
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Going Full Lifetime Husband.
0October 15, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
On that motherfucker for eating my chicken tenders. So GooGoo snuck into the kitchen and ate a whole baking sheet …
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You’ll Know It.
0October 14, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
When it looks like a cheeseburger. Yesterday was nuts. I drove all over the fucking place. Running all the errands. …
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