Being a Vulvas Impersonator.
0June 5, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
In the city of Viva. Viva, Las Vegas. Yesterday was a long day. I did my normal bank runs and …
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I Am Santa.
0June 4, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
And so can you. Merry Grismas, ya’ filthy animals. I don’t know about you, but I’m worn out. It’s saying …
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Quickly Descending Into Absurdity.
0June 3, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Or maybe it’s ascending, given how quickly things escalated. Yesterday was another hectic day. Now that more people are coming …
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A Sudden Craving.
0June 2, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
For Grime. Holy shit. Monday was a banger. Sans the mash and gravy. I worked a full day for clients. …
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Pounding the Diggy Hole.
0June 1, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Like a free agent. What a fast weekend. I spent the first part of Saturday weed whacking a swamp. I …
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