I’m Like the Matlock…
0April 14, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Of vulva pinching. OH STOP BEING SO DRAMATIC!!! Now that Jitterbug and I are married, we’ve been practicing fighting. You …
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Well Mister Avett…
0April 13, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Three words I won’t have a hard time saying are: FISH, and AND, and CHIPS. What a long and strange …
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Idle Hands Are the Devil’s Workshop.
0April 11, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Well, hail Satan and get to work, kids. That pretty much sums up my approach to parenting. Yesterday we worked …
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“It’s Like Penthouse Forums.
1April 10, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
But for moms.” That’s Teacher Sis’s quote about her preferred reading material. Perhaps it’s my lack of sleep, or the …
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Whoa There Typhoid Mary.
0April 9, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Maybe you should stop hugging strangers. It looks like summer is back again. I’m in hell. Rumor has it that …
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