Weird Dreams.
0August 5, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
And an even weirder reality. Happy Underwear Day! Yes. That is my beautiful ass. You’re welcome. What better way to …
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That Robot Is My Dad.
0August 4, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
He’s an android. Not a robot. I’d like to begin this morning by wishing a very Happy Birthday to the …
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The Best Kind.
0August 3, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Of French kiss. I’d like to begin this morning by wishing a very Happy Birthday to my oldest friend, the …
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Putting the Ding.
0August 2, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
In your dong. Happy Coloring Book Day! Take a break today and color for a little while. You deserve it. …
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“Insane In the Maine-brain.”
1August 1, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Or “You Can’t Teach an Old Flare Gun New Tricks.” I’m back. Obviously. While I was away Teacher Sis and …
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