Sometimes You Just Need To Prestidigitate.
1January 23, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
How else will you make your enemy’s hair taste like french fries when they’re at the beach? Seagulls will lose …
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When Acting Like an Eleven Year Old Girl…
0January 22, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Is about par for the course. Happy Blondie Day!!! I think we are supposed to celebrate the blonde version of …
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Our Lives Begin To End.
1January 21, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
The day we become silent about things that matter. Happy Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Day. It is also Squirrel …
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You Probably Should’ve Taken the Knife.
0January 20, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Just sayin’. Happy Cheese Lover’s Day! Today we celebrate cheese and the people who love cheese. Have you ever noticed …
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That One Time When Mark Dacascos…
0January 19, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Became Yul Brynner. Happy Popcorn Day!!! Feel free to eat all the sweet popcorn in the world today. Kettle corn, …
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