Jenny, If You Were In The Army, They’d Call You General Irritant.

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March 26, 2011 by sandwichcontrol

It is a strange thing to consider 9am “sleeping in”. Just sayin’.

Yesterday, Taco Planet and I were explaining the use of the “lens flare” filter in Photoshop to Le Duke. We were telling him about the over usage of it about tens years ago by anyone who Photoshopped anything. That’s not the funny part, though. The funny part is that I kept calling it the “solar flare” filter. Once I corrected myself, I had to imagine what the “solar flare” filter would be like. Would it automatically make all of the people in the photo appear to be burned alive and would it contort their bodies into expressions of utter terror and excruciating pain? Would it make all of the buildings in the photo burst into flames that were conveyed as being at tens of millions of degrees Celsius? Or would it make the people in the photos have an expression of “Why’s my cell phone not working?” This is how I spend my day.

Speaking of Taco Planet, he came over to get a vest clip from Pancake Land last night and we did not make the same mistake twice. We trapped him in ice.

Taco Planet.

So nice.

So, Dave sent me a few treasures via the electronic mail and I just had to share them with you. First, is a badass Big Lebowski adaptation of the Jaws poster:

Second, is a very nerdy music video. It is for all of you Math nerds, especially Teacher Sis and Andi the Numbers, out there. Anyways, enjoy:

Well, that’s all I’ve got for you this morning. I’ve got to go let some people into the gallery over in Lippincottonia here in a minute. After that, I’ve got to take the wittle baby kittens into get their booster shots. I think lunch on assignment is also in the works. After that, I might go see Suckerpunch with Back Alley Trey and the posse. Then, it’s back on the Hogwarts Express for the last 200 pages of Year 6. Anyways, have a wonderful Saturday. More soon. ~SC


2 comments »

  1. Duchess says:

    The “nerdy” video is quite lovely.

  2. Andi says:

    Go Team Math!

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