Hell Baskets.


September 11, 2021 by sandwichcontrol

And horse grenades.

The word of the day is: Resplendent.

[ ri-splen-duhnt ]
shining brilliantly; gleaming; splendid:
troops resplendent in white uniforms; resplendent virtues.

My notes said “take photo wearing a lot of color”.

What that had to do with “shining brilliantly” I haven’t the faintest idea.

I just work here, dude.

And you get what you pay for.

So sugar-free Jelly Bellies are a thing.

And they’re not bad.

If you only want about ten flavors of jelly bean.

There are a lot of sugar-free options of candies.

And I get it.

It’s tricky to make candy without sugar.

That’s literally what candy is made of.

But I feel like the people making sugar-free candy just don’t their heart into what they’re making.

Not like the original versions.

We’re talking figuratively now.

About the heart thing.

Not literal heart.

That’d be a pretty shitty substitute for sugar.

Why would you even think that?

That’s just ridiculous.

Was I saying?

Oh yeah.


I like candy.

My teeth and blood sugar do not.

But until I find a better option for this dry mouth epidemic I’ll just take what I can get.

If you need a Werther’s just follow the sound of my crinkling pockets.

I especially look the part when I’m shaking from all the coffee hitting my bloodstream.

It’s like I’ve got the palsy.

It’s worse on full body HIIT days.

I’m a mess on those days.

Today I’ve got a futbol game to go to (this morning) and then a 9/11 (Freedom Day) event to attend (this evening).

Other than that, I’m going to attempt to fucking rest.

It’s been a lot this week.

So yeah.


See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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