September 11, 2021 by sandwichcontrol
And horse grenades.
The word of the day is: Resplendent.
|[ ri-splen-duhnt ]|
shining brilliantly; gleaming; splendid:
troops resplendent in white uniforms; resplendent virtues.
My notes said “take photo wearing a lot of color”.
What that had to do with “shining brilliantly” I haven’t the faintest idea.
I just work here, dude.
And you get what you pay for.
So sugar-free Jelly Bellies are a thing.
And they’re not bad.
If you only want about ten flavors of jelly bean.
There are a lot of sugar-free options of candies.
And I get it.
It’s tricky to make candy without sugar.
That’s literally what candy is made of.
But I feel like the people making sugar-free candy just don’t their heart into what they’re making.
Not like the original versions.
We’re talking figuratively now.
About the heart thing.
Not literal heart.
That’d be a pretty shitty substitute for sugar.
Why would you even think that?
That’s just ridiculous.
Was I saying?
I like candy.
My teeth and blood sugar do not.
But until I find a better option for this dry mouth epidemic I’ll just take what I can get.
If you need a Werther’s just follow the sound of my crinkling pockets.
I especially look the part when I’m shaking from all the coffee hitting my bloodstream.
It’s like I’ve got the palsy.
It’s worse on full body HIIT days.
I’m a mess on those days.
Today I’ve got a futbol game to go to (this morning) and then a 9/11 (Freedom Day) event to attend (this evening).
Other than that, I’m going to attempt to fucking rest.
It’s been a lot this week.
See ya’ tomorrow.
More soon. ~SC
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