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September 27, 2010 by sandwichcontrol

Well, good Monday morning to all. It is a brisk 11°C this morning, so I now have a chill in my bones. I would like to start off this morning by expressing Pancake Land’s sincerest apologies to:

a) Anyone offended by the things she said under the influence of the crazy eye, specifically

b) Sweet Baby Jesus, but not

c) the continent of Africa.

I do have to say that I am very proud of her. Not because she apologized, but because she is the first person on the innernet to use the phrase “Jesus fucks a rock”. Don’t believe me? Peep this. Pretty amazing, right? I mean, to be the only person to have said a phrase, especially about Jesus, on the innernet is just crazy unheard of. My sweet baby is groundbreaking. Dibs on t-shirt rights.

So, apparently they are making a new Bill and Ted movie. Alex Winters and Keanu Reeves have both signed on. Personally, I don’t that they can pull it off without Rufus, since he is dead and all. I will hold my negativity back from here on out in the hopes that this movie actually gets made because, deep in my heart, I think it is most excellent. I did make a terrifying discovery in the process of looking up Bill and Ted related stuff, though. There is a Bill and Ted homepage. It looks like it was made in 1989 when the movie came out. It is kind of creepy. I did score this there, though:

Ziggy Piggy, Monsieur Bonaparte.

Anyway, it is that time again. Time to get up and go to work. More soon. ~SC

1 comment »

  1. Jessica says:

    I LOVE the B&T website and that it’s recently updated but looks like it was made in Geocities. Fucking WIN.

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