And It’s White Devil For The Win.


December 30, 2012 by sandwichcontrol

As per usual.

As you may have noticed, the website is up and running again minus the looking busted-ass. Thank Furious Jessy. No, seriously. Thank her. I know that there are at least 16 subscribers to this stupid website. There should be at least that many thank you notes in the comments by the end of today.

My thank you to FJ comes in the form of a link. A link to her most epic post ever.

That is the extent of my thanks to Fj for the next few days. Because her football team treated the match with my team as a practice day. Why? Because my team just aimlessly wandered around the pitch and randomly kicked the ball out of bounds. Until the end of the second half where they decided to actually play football. Too little too late. Manchester United beat us 2-0. Come on Baggies. Pull your heads out of your asses.

Since we got the website back, I’ve been dumping a bunch of stuff at you. Stuff that should have been dumped on you gradually, but it would have been missed in the confusion of everything looking like a hot turd. So, I’ve added a new episode of the Pathfinders for you listening torture. Feel free to check it out.

I’ve also had a few new people in the house. So, I had to trap them of course:



Soda Pop.

Soda Pop.

And I think that just about brings us to the Playaz Ball. If you weren’t there, you don’t know.

This just about sums it up:

White Devil.

White Devil.

Just know that my dreams of firing my Tommy Gun full-auto into a man’s chest came true. This guy, who came to the party as the Cock Blocker, requested that I shoot him in the chest. So, I did. A lot. It didn’t hurt him too bad at first, but then…well, let’s just say that shit got real.

Cock Blocker


Airsoft guns are not toys, kids. They are awesome¬†toys that create blood blisters. It looks like he has the Bubonic Plague. Look at his weeping buboes and despair. Now, just imagine what damage I could do once I get those aluminum BBs. Mwhahaha…

Well, I’d love to stay and chat, but I am about to go have a Pathfinder marathon now that the majority of the members of the party are in town. Campaign on! Let’s go kill some dragons. Or dagrons. Or both. LAAAAAARRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEENNNNNNKKKKKKIIIIINNNNNNNSSSSSSS!

I have added a bunch of photos from last night to the General Photos 2012 page two. Go check them out. Have a great weekend. What’s left of it. More soon. ~SC


  1. Le Duc says:

    What blood alcohol content was involved in tommy gunning “cock blocker”

  2. Patty says:

    Thank you Furious Jessy!!

  3. Duchess says:

    Thank you furious Jessy. You’re the best.

  4. Teacher Sis says:

    Thank you FJ! I owe you a beverage!

  5. Geoffrey says:

    Thank you FJ! Now maybe I can get back on my regular poop schedule.

  6. Dave says:

    I remain in a constant state of thanks for the Furious Jess. It is ever present and ever lasting.

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