You’re a Tutor?


October 10, 2014 by sandwichcontrol

Strange. I had you pinned as a Plantagenet.

Oh, history jokes. You never get old.

If you hadn’t figured it out, yesterday was balls beep in the bat shit crazy chaos world. I pretty much went nonstop all day. And then I finally got to sit down and I realized that I needed to sort through 1900+ photos from last Saturday’s derby games. I made it about 2/3 of the way through before collapsing into a heap of sweaty clothes and leftover white chicken chili/polish sausage dogs.

I did, however, make two sweet animated gifs for you. Right before I collapsed. Check ’em out:

Derby Push 2

That one is sort of a lot of pushing. This next one is all about face planting. Into boobs. And then bouncing off again.

Face Plant 2

You don’t even want to know the headache it was keeping those under 2 megabytes so that I could upload them on here.

Also, if you haven’t heard either of Prince’s new albums you should check ’em out. He can still churn out the pure sexxx jams.

Yeah. That just happened. And chicks dressed up like Prince = Hot.

Today is going to be the most brutalest of workouts. I should go get ready for that.

Tomorrow is the pancake breakfast fundraiser for roller derby. Five bucks for all you can eat pancakes. I’ll be there. And then Janie J. and I are working at some craft show thing all day. Come see us and buy our stuff. After that, I’ll be returning to the world of Lucky’s evil campaign. You probably should read the Wiki.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


  1. Teacher Sis says:

    Awesome.. Just awesome.

  2. Jamie aka Pepe says:

    That is pretty frickn cool!!! Awesome job!!!!

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