Bring Me Your…


November 24, 2014 by sandwichcontrol

No, not eggs. Turkey oysters?

Yes. Turkey oysters.

Or the oysters of any fowl, really.

Chicken or duck will do as well. Goose oysters are the best, but that’s a good way to lose an eye.

The best day of the year is upon us.

Okay, the second best day of the year. Thanksgiving. My favorite holiday is only a few days away and I am already salivating. To start this week off right, I’ve decided to help some of you out and teach you how to disassemble a turkey.

Or not.

Since that would require actual effort on my part, I’ve decided to show you a video instead. It’s just like high school all over again.

Mmm… oysters.

Since our family Thanksgiving dinner has become the Island of Lost Toys, for any of you out there without plans for turkey day, you are welcome to join us. Just let me know as soon as humanly possible or else you might get stuck sitting with Prince Jazzbo and Bubba Fett at the grown-up table where fun is prohibited.

We only ask that you bring deviled eggs. Bring them to my house. Later today, preferably. And never speak of them to anyone. Ever again.

I’m off to get my first sweat of the week in.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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