Those Are For Research Purposes Only.


November 25, 2014 by sandwichcontrol

I’m not going to play with them or anything.

Oh, what a morning it has been already.

Even though the propane heater we use at the gym claims it is safe for indoor use, we couldn’t help but feel that we have been competing with it for oxygen. It wants to burn the oxygen. We want to breathe it. So, we opted to pick up a couple of electric heaters.

Given that it was 6:30am and we weren’t fully awake, we failed to see the flawed logic of plugging both of the heaters into the same timer relay, and subsequently same outlet, until it was too late. We, of course, blew the breaker.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

The problem with this is that the breaker box isn’t in the gym. It’s in the business next door. No problem, right? We have a key, so that we can use the bathroom should an emergency arise, and we head on over. We quickly discovered that there are 3 huge breaker boxes. After we thoroughly tried two of them, we discovered that the third one was locked. With a key. That we don’t have copy of.

So, we lit the propane heater and resigned ourselves to working out in relatively low light (until the sun came up). Then, we ran out of propane about ten minutes into heating the gym up.


We then decided to stop messing with it and warm the gym up the old fashioned way. By doing man makers.

It was just as terrible as you think it would be. So, I needed something to cheer me up. I found this:

It did the trick.

I also spent part of the morning making an official Grismas wishlist.

I’m off to work on other things now.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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