Oh, Holy Crap.


December 28, 2014 by sandwichcontrol

I think that old German lady just Nazi pranked me.

Or: Maybe she just wanted me to build Lego dioramas and do recreations of porn scenes for my cats.

Either way, send inquiries concerning the title and/or subtitle of today’s post to the Rev. Dark Wombat.

I slept like a stone last night. It could be because my heater stopped working and it got down to a comfortable 15ºC (59°F) in my house while I slept. Of course, I had to immediately go into crisis mode when I finally got up. But, damn if I didn’t get a good night’s rest. Which I haven’t had in a while.

So, like the swinging pendulum, my good spirits from awesome sleep quickly fell. I got quite irritated. All of the animals just decided to be up my ass at the same time. I’m trying to get coffee and food energy into my mouth. And I’m trying to suss out why the fuck the heater just randomly stopped working. Multitasking is not my strong suit.

How did I decide to cope with this early morning stress? I turned the oven on, closed off parts of the house, threw Kingston under the autistic hug blanket, shotgunned a cup of coffee, put on a hoodie, and retreated to my office to write this post. I will soon be packing up a my laptop and some necessities and heading off to other people’s houses. I’m house sitting most this next week, so I’m not going to worry about the heater until my landlord gets back into town tomorrow.

In the meantime, I’ll be catching up on Bones and building my new Lego sets that I got with my Grismas money.

I hope you have a wonderful remainder of your weekend.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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